true embarrassment lies within your first email address
imagine if every time somebody thought you were ugly god gave you a free mozzarella stick to compensate
what if you’re lactose intolerant?
“fuck the lactose intolerant” - god
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
(Source: drugpudding)
oh my god has anyone realised that knocking on people’s doors is basically punching their house until they let you in
another thing added to the list of ‘things i never thought about before tumblr’
(Source: kingsstark)
whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u
I am made of my own fanclub
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
I’ve got a bad case of the 3:00 am guilts -you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all those things you didn’t do right? Because, as we all know, nothing solves insomnia like a nice warm glass of regret, depression and self-loathing.
― D.D. Barant, Dying Bites (via floralnymph)
(Source: left-nut)
When something bothered me, I didn’t talk with anyone about it. I thought it over all by myself, came to a conclusion, and took action alone. Not that I really felt lonely. I thought that’s just the way things are. Human beings, in the final analysis, have to survive on their own.
― Haruki Murakami (via floralnymph)
(Source: soratane)
